FIC: Monkey Business (Peter/Neal; R)

[sinfulslasher]

Title: Monkey Business
Author: Gaby
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Peter/Neal
Characters: Peter, Neal, a baby monkey riding backwards on a piglet
Warning: none
Spoilers: none
Rating: R
Genre: hurt/comfort (sort of), humor, wee bit of sexual naughtiness (toppy Neal FTW!)
Author's Notes: I really should be writing other stuff, but rabidchild posted this brain-eating prompt that demanded to be filled. rabidchild HAS EVIL POWERS. Just sayin’.
So, this is a fill for her prompt “Neal can't get enough of a certain You Tube vid, and Peter's got it stuck in his head. Hilarity ensues.”
Kindly note that I now have a different song stuck on endless loop in my head. Thanks ever so much, RC.
Word Count: 1,053
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: The one in which Peter is haunted by baby monkeys riding on pigs.

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