Fic: Humor Me and Tell Me Lies

[anodyneer]

Title: Humor Me and Tell Me Lies
Author: anodyneer
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, mentions of Neal Caffrey, Diana Berrigan, OMC (Peter/Elizabeth)
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: White Collar belongs to Jeff Eastin. "Hearts and Hands" belongs to William Sydney Porter (O. Henry). Title is from "Run-Around" by Blues Traveler.
Word Count: ~ 8200
Summary: When Peter's very ill with the flu, and Elizabeth and Neal can't be there to take care of him, El sets him up with a most unlikely caretaker - Mozzie.

Notes: This is a fill for two different whitecollarhc ComFest 2013 prompts - this one by saphirablue and this one by theatregirl7299 (a carry-over from FeverFest)!

I wrote a separate entry (link) with extensive author's notes/commentary because there are so many things to explain in this fic. If you just want the basics, though, here's a link to the O. Henry story, "Hearts and Hands," and this is the creepy surplus hazmat suit.

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Comments

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

I made you a tag, darling.

[anodyneer]

Thank you muchly! First time I noticed that "request" tag...figured I'd give it a try. :) My first author tag!