whitecollarhc | Entries tagged with genre: crack/humor

Title: It's That Time of the Year Again
Author: leesa_perrie
Pairing(s): Gen
Word Count: 280
Rating: G (or S for silly!)
Warnings: Extreme silliness?

Summary: It's that time of the year again and Neal is not a happy bunny.

Notes: Written for the White Collar H/C Advent 2016 and hasn't been beta read due to only writing it last night!! Please note that this ficlet is not meant to be serious, more of a gentle and (hopefully) humorous poke at us h/c fans!

Mods - I know the ficlet itself is under the 500 minimum, but it has added artwork with the hopes that the two combined hit the minimum requirements.

LJ / AO3

elrhiarhodan

Title: The Magic Between Us
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Reese Hughes, June Ellington, Byron Ellington, Original Female Character, Neal Caffrey, Ford Tolman, David Siegel; June/Byron, June/Ford, Peter/David, Neal/Unnamed Male Character (past), Neal/Kate (unconsummated past), Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon death of canon character (long-term unspecified illness), non-canon deaths of canon characters, internalized homophobia, expressions of homophobia, gunshot wound, references to 9/11, talk of suicidal behavior.
Word Count: ~15,000
Beta Credit:

sinfulslasher
Summary: Peter Burke, a young FBI agent, meets June and Byron Ellington during an investigation of a series of mortgage fraud cases. They take him under their wing and become his surrogate family. During his first visit to the Ellington mansion, he sees a magnificent portrait of a young man and becomes captivated. June and Byron invite him to spend Christmas Eve with them, and he begins to notice something wonderful about the portrait. For a little while, it comes to life. For almost twenty-five years, Peter spends Christmas Eve with the Ellingtons, and each year, he grows closer to the man in the portrait.

A/N: Inspired by

kanarek13's artwork – or more accurately, the concept that Kanarek told me about, which set my brain whirring. I had the basic idea of this story plotted out before she finished the piece. I'm only sorry it's taken longer than I'd planned to finish it.

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( The Magic Between Us )

deej1957.livejournal.com

Title: A Very Dallas Christmas
Author:

deej1957
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 924
Beta Credit:

sherylyn
Summary: Neal wishes....or did he?

A/N: Written for

elrhiarhodan using some of her prompts for stuff she likes. This is my fill for this year's H/C Advent due today, and I'm still trying to find the H/C part....

Posted at AO3

sinfulslasher

Title: Christmas in Boom-Town
Author: Gaby
Pairing: gen (could be read as OT3 if you squint)
Characters: Peter, Neal, El
Warning: mention of bomb threats and a small exploding bomb
Spoilers: none
Rating: PG-13
Genre: hurt/comfort, fluff, holiday, family
Author's Notes: Written for the

whitecollarhc Advent Calendar 2015, based on and inspired by this year's brilliant calendar art made by

kanarek13.
hca2015

Of course,

kanarek13 then went ahead and created art specifically for this little story here, and it's awesome and I love it, but it's also spoilery so I'm posting at the very end of the fic. Thank you, sweetie, for being so generous and amazing and all around made of awesomesauce!
Beta by:

elrhiarhodan
Word Count: 1,666
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: All Neal wanted to do was pick up his fedora from the office...

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elrhiarhodan

Title: And They Called It "Puppy Love"
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke (Implied Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Word Count: ~2600
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Excessive schmoop. Also: Puppies!!! Babies!!! Babies and puppies!!!
Beta Credit:

sinfulslasher,

theatregirl7299
Summary: A timestamp for Origin Story, or How Much is that Doggy in the Window. Worried about him, Diana takes Theo for a visit to Neal at his apartment on a Friday night after work. Neal isn't home, but there's a blue-eyed puppy hiding under his bed.

Author’s Note: Written for

angelita26, as part of my Timestamp meme. She asked for a story where when Neal gets stressed or sick, he reverts back to puppy form. Perhaps it happens when an unexpected person is around to see it (Diana, maybe?)

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( They were fighting again, but about what, Diana wasn’t sure. She could see it in every line of Neal’s posture, in the tightness in Peter’s jaw. The pre-operation meeting this morning was all but overwhelmed by the unspoken currents of anger between them. )

josiestyle.livejournal.com

Title: Tiny little brat

Rating: gen

Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Jones, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke

Spoilers: not that I know of

Content Notice: Shrinking down, A real Caffrey masterpiece, sore throat, mutation.

Word Count: 5,2009

Summary: Neal was in fact very much locked inside a small space with no way out. And considering how many times this had happened in Neal’s life this was that one where even famous Caffrey couldn’t escape from. It was impossible; and not only because the fact that he was caught in a glass jar full of tears. But he was also shrunken down to a size he could fit in it. All because he was being a brat.

( Let’s do this! )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Location: Netherlands, Sprang-capelle
Current Music: none

josiestyle.livejournal.com

Title: Aftermath with a monkey
Rating: Gen
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke,
Spoilers: Non
Content Notice: Fear of being fat
Word Count: 1,149-ish
Summary: After Christmas, Neal wakes up in the morning and found out… something very scary about himself!

A/N: I had this story ready-waiting to find the balls-, since Christmas 2013. And I just couldn’t because it scared me so much. A lot of personal fears are placed in this small and not even well-written story. But today I thought: “Eh whatever.” See, I’m healed from my anorexia, and yes I am very proud to say this in the open. But every once and awhile I get similar nightmares like this. I’m still way too thin but I don’t skip on meals anymore. A lot of this is just for laughter. Besides I like to see Neal struggle with his perfection in a light and funny way. Please let me know what you think! Oh and this is un-beta-ed. Mistakes are all mine. Enjoy!

( Click here… but only if you want to… you don’t have to, really. )

Current Mood: embarrassed
Current Location: home, Netherlands
Current Music: non

sinfulslasher

Title: A Wild Goose Chase
Author: Gaby
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: pre-Peter/El/Neal
Characters: Peter, Neal, El, Satchmo
Warning: none
Spoilers: This happens post-season 5 and a slight reference is hidden in there, but I disregard anything that's happened otherwise regarding the Burkes or Neal.
Rating: PG
Genre: crack, hurt/comfort
Author's Notes: Written because

elrhiarhodan double-dared me. It's not a complete goose A/U but the closest I could come up with on such short notice. Since this complete nonsense is her fault, I made her beta the fic.
Word Count: 2,082
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: The Burkes have a new visitor in their back yard. Peter is not happy.

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turtlebaby-02.livejournal.com

Title: Love Isn't Love (until it's given away)

Author:

turtlebaby_02

Fandom: White Collar

Written For:

mmom 2014

Characters (Pairings): P/E/N

Rating: R

Word Count: 1975

Warnings: Unbeta'd

Disclaimer: Nope, not mine. I'm just playing.

Summary: When a strange new loveborne illness strikes, Peter and El do their best to remind Neal of something.

Author's Notes: This was my original day 13 that I shelved because it got too long. I reigned it in a little (this had potential to explode into something else entirely, wut.) And kept it below 2000 words. When I started I was aiming for crack (and hey, it still is - mostly) but then it got away from me and I wound up with cracky angst? How does that keep happening to me? ...

Elizabeth caught it from a little old man, a client who'd pecked her on the cheek in thanks for her work at his granddaughters birthday party. Elizabeth passed it to Peter the next morning over scrambled eggs and turkey bacon.

sinfulslasher

Title: Shades of Gray
Author: Gaby
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Characters: Peter, Neal, El
Warning: none
Spoilers: none
Rating: PG-13
Genre: cracky silliness, hurt/comfort
Author's Notes: Written because

angelita26 gave up a plotbunny for adoption, namely “Neal finds his first gray hair”. The plunneh was apparently conceived during the nightly chats, of which I am not a member due to different time zones (just for the record...not that it helps any in avoiding plotbunnies, obviously...) I’m also sure all of this is

elrhiarhodan’s fault. Because it usually is. Or, at least, it should be.
This isn’t betaed. Also, I will not apologize for the title. It had to be used for this! *g*
Word Count: 1,984
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: Neal has been in a lot of dangerous, life-defying situations. Nothing could prepare him for this soul-crushing moment, though.

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sinfulslasher

Title: Canine Caregiver
Author: Gaby
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: gen with background Peter/El/Neal
Characters: Peter, Neal, El, Satchmo, Mozzie
Warning: none
Spoilers: none
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, hurt/comfort
Author's Notes: Written as a Get Well pressie for the wonderful

kanarek13. I hope you’ll feel better soon! *hugs* You can find more wonderful get well pressies for her right here.
This is another chapter of what is now officially the Canine ‘verse (how did this become an actual ‘verse?!). You can read this as a stand-alone, but if you’re interested, feel free to have a look at Canine Confessions and Canine Complaints.
Beta by

elrhiarhodan Thank you, dear!
Word Count: 1,836
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: Neal gets seriously sick. Good thing that Satchmo is around to save the day.

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sinfulslasher

Title: At A Snail’s Pace
Author: Gaby
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Characters: Peter, Neal, El
Warning: none
Spoilers: none
Rating: R for some language
Genre: hurt/comfort, a wee bit of angst, a wee bit of humor
Author's Notes: Written for day 1 of the 12 Days of Ficmas, which is the December edition of my Unwritten Stories Meme. My sweetest

elrhiarhodan prompted me with P/E/N on vacation for the holidays? Someplace warm and sunny? Lots of shirtless Peter and Neal? Of course, I had to add some Neal whumpage because that’s what I do (and that’s what Elr likes *g*)! This is actually inspired by something

the_7th_swan posted a while ago about her country trying to kill her with local wildlife... Ah, the possibilities were endless!
(for more information, please see my end notes)
Additional Author's Notes: This is also my second contribution to the Hurt/Comfort Advent over at the bestest fandom community out there,

whitecollarhc. :-)
Beta by: the wonderful

rabidchild, who came to the rescue at the last moment! Thank you, dear!
Word Count: 2,780
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: If the sharks don’t get you... (or: Neal goes snorkeling).

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sinfulslasher

Title: Thumper
Author: Gaby
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: none/gen (with background Peter/El)
Characters: Peter, Neal, El
Warning: none
Spoilers: this is a tag to 5x06 “Ice Breaker”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: hurt/comfort, angst, friendship, episode tag
Author's Notes: This was written for

whitecollarhc’s H/C Advent.
Beta by: the ever wonderful

elrhiarhodan, whose knowledge of Manhattan hospitals stopped me from banging my head against the wall in frustration.
Word Count: 2,751
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: Neal wants to learn how to skate. As it turns out, however, ice is not his friend.

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aragarna.livejournal.com

Title: The First Fifteen Minutes
Author: Aragarna
Genre, rating: gen, crack/humor, episode tag, also, cartoon. General audience.
Characters: Peter, Mozzie
Spoilers: 5x05
Summary: Episode tag to Master Plan (5x05). Mozzie stays to observe the effect of his flu concoction on Peter...

Click on the picture to get to the full story:

elrhiarhodan

Title: Origin Story, or How Much Is That Doggy In the Window?
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13 (For mention of recreational drug use)
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Moz, Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: None, because I wouldn’t dream of inflicting this on my beta readers, I love them too much.
Summary: Neal’s lie in Brass Tacks wasn’t the first untruth he’d told to Peter, because sometimes a lie is a hell of a lot easier to deal with when the truth is too far to the left of insanity.

A/N: See Author’s Notes at the end

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( Neal might have told Peter that he met Moz when he scammed his shark at “Find the Lady.” He felt bad about that, because as a rule, he didn’t lie to Peter’s face. But all rules have exceptions and Neal was always good at exploiting exceptions. The biggest one was never telling Peter anything that would make him doubt his sanity. )

sinfulslasher

Title: Canine Complaints
Author: Gaby
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Characters: Peter, Neal, El, Satchmo
Warning: use of recreational use
Spoilers: none
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, gen (with established OT3)
Author's Notes: Written for

elrhiarhodan, because of reasons. She wanted more talking Satchmo, and so she gets more talking Satchmo! :)
This is a sequel to Canine Confessions, and might make more sense if you read that one first.
Word Count: 2,192
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: The adventures of Satchmo, the talking dog, continue! This time, Peter finds out about Satchmo’s special talent.

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pooh-collector.livejournal.com

Title: A Knight Will Save the Day
Rating: PG13
Warnings: None
Genre: An H/C fic with a side of Crack
Pairings: Peter/Neal/(El)
Word Count: ~ 3,200
Spoilers: Very minor one for Burke’s Seven
Summary: Written for Heroes Fest for the prompt from

sinfulslasher requesting Peter in tights and on horseback.( Neal, in his new persona of Don Juan snickered as he watched Diana walk past his perch on the Kissing Bridge down the path towards the back of the park leaving small puddles in her wake. )

rabidchild.livejournal.com

Title: I Can’t Go Back to Yesterday (I Was a Different Person Then)
Rating: R for language
Characters/Pairings: Tim DeKay, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, OFC; Gen
Spoilers: Mentions canon events up to and including Season 4
Content Notice: NOT RPF, I swear; crack; h/c; casefic; friendship; humor. Also, this probably qualifies as parody. Also-also, this does nothing to dispel certain national stereotypes. Sorry, Canada.
Word Count: 20,500
Beta:

miri_thompson and my Canadian Connection,

ivorysilk
Artist:

aragarna
Summary: What happens when TDK gets whomped over the head and wakes up in White Collar Land? A self-love story.

A/N: My 2013 White Collar Big Bang - woo hoo! The story is a follow-up to Stranger in a Strange Land, but it is not at all necessary to have read that. This is set in some amorphous early-Season 4 timeframe.

Story on LJ
Link to aragarna's art

rabidchild.livejournal.com

Title: The Other Shoe, Part 2
Rating: R for language, some violence
Characters/Pairings: Neal/Diana; Peter, Elizabeth, Moz, OCs
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: MPREG, BAMF!Neal
Word Count: 16,000
Summary: Neal is preggers. Diana is the other DNA donor. That’s gonna be some pretty baby, huh?

A/N: This is the really whumpy part!

One thing he found odd - and all the women had warned him of this – was the sheer number of people who felt they had the right to touch his belly. Some days he felt like some sort of lucky rabbit’s foot, so many people were rubbing him. Peter was very protective of him when he could be, for which Neal was very grateful.

rabidchild.livejournal.com

Howdy, White Collar Hurt Comforteers!

Here are the fills for our latest 'fest, which can be found here - still plenty o' prompts waiting to be filled!

Prompt: Neal is affected by reverse sex pollen - everyone wants sex, just not with him
Prompter: rabidchild
Fill: A Curse Upon Him by kaylashay

Prompt: Neal is cursed with a spell where he can only speak in verse
Prompter: winterstar95
Fill: Hail Poesie! by qwertyfaced

Prompt: The secret to Neal's success? Minions!
Prompter: rabidchild
Fill: Many art!fills by kanarek13

Prompt: Mozzie writes RPF about his friends; one day it begins to come true.
Prompter: winterstar95
Fill: You've Got Kudos! by rabidchild

Prompt: Satchmo starts talking to Neal and Moz
Prompter: angelita26
Fill: Canine Confessions by sinfulslasher

Prompt: Peter and Neal are investigating shenanigans at a museum; the exhibits come to life.
Prompter: love_82
Fill: Night at the Museum by sinfulslasher

Bonus cracky story, unprompted: Hughes goes looking for his bio brother
Fill: Kinship Analysis by elrhiarhodan

Prompt: Neal and Elizabeth comfort each other while Peter is in jail.
Prompter: rabidchild
Fill: The Painted Isle by puresi