I already love the general idea of the prompt, but this?

Does one of the artwork fall in love with Peter or Neal?

Is GENIUS!

I can just see some Greek statue skulking after Neal, moping because he doesn't return the statue's affection. *dies laughing* Or one of Picasso's paintings has taken a shine to Peter and talks dirty to him, and he can't stop crossing his eyes because it's really disturbing to him to see the speaking mouth on the painting's forehead and the eyes below the nose etc. Hee!