New Fest: Crackfic Monopoly!

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

Howdy, White Collar Hurt Comforteers!

Here’s our latest commentfic fest, and the topic is Crackfic. No prompt is too cracky this time around, folks (not that it ever was before), but this time we’re focusing on all the nuttiest fic ideas we can throw around.

Angsty high school AU? Go for it.
Hauntings? Vampires? Witchcraft? Bring it.
Neal with wings? A foregone conclusion.

AND: for this fest only, the lovely elrhiarhodan has offered to create a White Collar Crackfic Monopoly header for ANYONE who does a color-group combo fill from the Monopoly board included above. What are the rules for that? Nothing fancy, really, just create fills – or a single fill – that encompasses all the topics of a specific color. Look – we even gave you bonus kittehs and bunnehs!

As usual, detailed rules for our fests can be found here, but here are the highlights:

• One prompt per comment
• Warn for common triggers
• Use the subject line!
• Use the word “FILLED” in the subject line of your fills
• Feel free to post to your LJ and link here
• You’re an artist? Terrific – artsy fills are cherished and adored, as are fanmixes.
• Be nice. Have fun.

Questions? Leave a comment below.

Credits: Many thanks to elrhiarhodan for creating the Monopoly graphic and my lovely co-mod kanarek13 for the idea.

Here are the fills!

Comments

[angelita26]

Homeward Bound with Peter as Shadow, Neal as Chance, and Elizabeth as Sassy. :)

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

Kitties and puppies FTW!

Vampire!Neal/Peter

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

Plotcakes happen and vamp!Neal has to venture out into the daylight to rescue/help imperiled!human!Peter. Loads of crispy critter comfort until Neal is all healed up (bloodplay? Up to you!)

Re: Vampire!Neal/Peter

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

<--- LOL, Peter looks like the vampire here, maybe I should switch up this prompt

[elrhiarhodan]

Neal is transformed into a Vampire Bunny (Bunnicula???), but Peter doesn't have the heart to stake him. Besides, how much blood can a Belgian Dwarf drink?

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

See, that's the thing with vampire bunnehs - they are really gentle about nomming your blood out of you, then BAM you're in hypovolemic shock...

Neal is sex pollen

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

Neal is cursed and anyone he touches has to have sex immediately, but they have no urge to have sex with him. The poor darling can't get ANY!

FILLED: A Curse Upon Him (Neal is Sex Pollen)

[kaylashay.livejournal.com]

Title: A Curse Upon Him
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR18
Disclaimer: I'm not USA / Jeff Eastin / etc., so I don't claim to own them.
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal; Satchmo/Poodle; June/Mozzie
Genre: Threesome; Crack!Fic
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,000
Beta: all mistakes are mine
Written For: whitecollarhc Crackfic Monopoly Fest (http://whitecollarhc.livejournal.com/158280.html?thread=1170760#t1170760) prompt by rabidchild

Prompt: Neal is cursed and anyone he touches has to have sex immediately, but they have no urge to have sex with him. The poor darling can't get ANY!

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Click for the fic... (http://kaylashay.livejournal.com/196330.html)

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Neal is being haunted

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

By who is up to the writer, as is the reason.

Neal/Sara curtain fic

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

like, literally they are shopping for curtains.

Deaged!Elizaebeth is at that difficult age...

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

Poor Peter, his wife gets deaged and she's not a cute toddler but a moody, hormonal teenager.

Re: Deaged!Elizaebeth is at that difficult age...

[sinfulslasher]

I gotta tell ya, I love the idea of that prompt, but... POOR PETER! I mean, isn't it enough that he has to deal with a moody, hormonal teenager (*points at icon*) on a daily basis already? ;P Now two of them is just plain cruel... LOL

Down the rabbit hole.

[winterstar95.livejournal.com]

Neal gets hit by a spell and can only speak in verse (either singing or some type of poetry). Peter gets annoyed, Mozzie loves it and gets into it. Elizabeth feeds him cookies and only Hughes knows the cure -- and that is up to the author!

FILLED: Hail, Poesie!

[qwertyfaced.livejournal.com]

Title: Hail, Poesie!
Author: QWERTYfaced
Wordcount: ~2100
Rating: PG
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie
Genre: Gen, humor, crack!fic
Summary: Neal spouts doggerel, Mozzie quotes poets, Peter gets annoyed, El bakes cookies, and Hughes has the answer. This is pure, unadulterated, unapologetic (and indifferently proofread) crack!

( Read it on LJ (http://qwertyfaced.livejournal.com/3441.html) )

White Collar/Despicable Me Crossover

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

Neal's secret to being a tremendous conman/thief/forger/ladies man? Minions.

OK, I'ma stop prompting now...

Re: White Collar/Despicable Me Crossover

[sinfulslasher]

OMG YOUR ICON!!! *dies*

Secret lives of Mozzie and his friends.....

[winterstar95.livejournal.com]

Mozzie writes fanfic using RPS (based on Peter and Neal and of course he slashes Peter and Neal)....well something happens and what he writes starts to come true...his favorite genre is hurt comfort and he always beats Neal up (ALOT in many different ways)

Take it from there!

Re: Secret lives of Mozzie and his friends.....

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

Damn you.

Filled - yellow

[joy2190.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how this whole feet thing works. I would like to do a story encompassing the three yellow square. Do I just write it and post it or do I need to 'claim' the squares?

Re: Filled - yellow

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

I'll answer here too in case folks have a similar question :)

No need to claim the squares - just write your stories and post that you filled them (Example: FILL: Yellow Squares), along with links, here so I can add to the Master Post as well as arrange for your prize.

[joy2190.livejournal.com]

I meant 'fest' thing!

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

LOL! I didn't even notice.

High School AU

[theatregirl7299]

Since crack is the order of the day - High School Musical with the White Collar cast.

James Bonds....

[winterstar95.livejournal.com]

Neal is the secret love child of the real James Bond - when his father goes missing and the British come calling all hell breaks loose.

Werewolf AU

[angelita26]

Peter's (and El?) a werewolf and wants Neal to be part of his pack. However, when Peter bites Neal, he hurts him a little more than he meant to...

Angel Fic

[theatregirl7299]

Neal is a fallen angel....Peter finds him.

Re: Angel Fic

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

Oh wow - I love this one.

Talking Satchmo

[angelita26]

Peter and El are out of town. Neal and Mozzie are taking care of Satchmo at one of Mozzie's safehouses. Satchmo eats something he shouldn't have and starts talking to them.

Re: Talking Satchmo

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

OMG, all I can think of is talking Satchmo has no filter, and he totes outs the OT3 to Moz, who is beyond appalled.

[sinfulslasher]

OMG! I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this idea!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS DELVE INTO THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS THIS FEST?!?!?!

You guys are brilliant!

One quick question: the color-group combo fill - if I were to go for the pale blue or violet, would I have to write 3 bunneh / 2 kitteh fics? Or do only the category squares count?

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

I think for those, yes, you would have to write three bunneh fics etc. For the others, you could write three fics, one for each of the genres, or else one big cracky mistresspiece with all three.

[raven-tree.livejournal.com]

El and Neal nominate Peter for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

White Collar/A Team

[leesa_perrie]

I'm thinking the original A Team, but the movie A Team would be okay. Whether it's a crossover or a fusion with WC taking the parts of A Team members, is up to you - as is how cracked you go! Will also accept artwork!

Gen preferred please (and not keen on supernatural stuff or sexual talk/humour).

[lauracollared.livejournal.com]

I just want to say that Elr's Monopoly board work is genius!! Love the whole thing!!

Night at the Museum

[love-82.livejournal.com]

Peter and Neal are investigating at theft at a museum and the statues/artwork come to life. Does it only happen at a certain time of day. Are Peter and Neal the only ones who can talk to them. Does one of the artwork fall in love with Peter or Neal?

Re: Night at the Museum

[sinfulslasher]

I already love the general idea of the prompt, but this?

Does one of the artwork fall in love with Peter or Neal?

Is GENIUS!

I can just see some Greek statue skulking after Neal, moping because he doesn't return the statue's affection. *dies laughing* Or one of Picasso's paintings has taken a shine to Peter and talks dirty to him, and he can't stop crossing his eyes because it's really disturbing to him to see the speaking mouth on the painting's forehead and the eyes below the nose etc. Hee!

Sex Swap with El and Mozzie

[love-82.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth is helping Mozzie with something he is creating and things go wrong and it causes them to switch bodies. However long it lasts and the way to switch them back is up to the author.

Re: Sex Swap with El and Mozzie

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

LOLs x 1000 if they need to keep it a secret and Moz-as-El has to (almost or not) sleep with Peter.

White Collar and The Wizard of Oz

[love-82.livejournal.com]

How about a fusion between WC and The Wizard of Oz? I am thinking Elizabeth as Dorothy and Satchmo as Toto but go with whoever you want to be which characters.

Tentacle fic!

[embroiderama]

Neal has a tentacle--a secret tentacle!--and he likes to use it to torment Peter while they're on stake-outs or perhaps even in boring meetings.

Re: Tentacle fic!

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

OMG, just the way you've worded this is cracking my shit right up.