Fic: Five Times the Van Got Involved
Mar. 23rd, 2013 05:14 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Five Times the Van Got Involved
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal/Peter, Moz, Jones, Calloway, the van
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Mild smut; hurt/comfort.
Word Count: ~2,200
Summary: What it says on the tin.
“Every artist has to respect his tools, honor them. In the art of surveillance, the van is our tool and we should just consider that, that’s all I’m saying.” Neal patted the side of the console he’d been working at and took his seat again.
“I thought you hated the van?” Peter asked around a mouthful of moo shu.
“I hate being in the van, not the van per se. It’s a nice van, actually. Slap a new coat of paint on it, and I could see it being a food truck someday, or one of those library vans, you know, that take books to needy kids? Maybe?”
“You gonna marry it? Settle down?” Jones cracked. Neal glared at him.
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal/Peter, Moz, Jones, Calloway, the van
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Mild smut; hurt/comfort.
Word Count: ~2,200
Summary: What it says on the tin.
“Every artist has to respect his tools, honor them. In the art of surveillance, the van is our tool and we should just consider that, that’s all I’m saying.” Neal patted the side of the console he’d been working at and took his seat again.
“I thought you hated the van?” Peter asked around a mouthful of moo shu.
“I hate being in the van, not the van per se. It’s a nice van, actually. Slap a new coat of paint on it, and I could see it being a food truck someday, or one of those library vans, you know, that take books to needy kids? Maybe?”
“You gonna marry it? Settle down?” Jones cracked. Neal glared at him.