FIC: Peter Burke and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Title: Peter Burke and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, or: The Deviled Ham Sandwich Incident
Author: Gaby
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: gen with mention of canon Peter/El and hints of pre-Peter/Neal (or pre-Peter/El/Neal)
Characters: Peter, Neal, El, Mozzie, Diana, Jones, Yvonne
Warning: none
Spoilers: none
Rating: PG-13
Genre: cracky hurt/comfort, humor
Author's Notes: Written for the Peter Whump Day over at whitecollarhc. It was inspired by rabidchild whose evil powers made me give Peter hallucinations from a severe case of food poisoning. azure_chaos egged me on to have Peter hallucinate about Neal as stripper!cop. I love my flisters! :D
I have no idea if you can actually hallucinate from food poisoning, but hey, for RC I’ll rewrite medical history, if needed! *g*
This also fills the “food poisoning” square of my hurt/comfort bingo card, not to mention the “uniforms/military kink” square of my kink bingo card. Awesome! :D
Beta by the ever awesome elrhiarhodan - thank you, sweetness!
Word Count: 4,744
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, gosh darn it!
Summary: There was a ghost in Peter’s living room, not to mention Bonnie and Clyde, a pirate and a very sexy cheerleader. But when a stripper cop who looked like Neal showed up, Peter realized that something was really wrong with this picture.

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